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deddisko asked: Since you're following me now, that clearly means you'd like to sit on my face, right? :P

lynnstoner:

Lol I didn’t know a follow meant I wanted to sit on your face.. You can’t even grow a beard, ;( sorry baby I only sit on faces with cushion

I could tape some felt to my face if that’d help.

(Source: pussy-cult, via lynnstoner)

southtrash:

^

slothville:

Last month I travelled to Panama to make a short film for National Geographic about a sloth rescue organisation called APPC. The film is now ready and I’m really pleased with the result. As well as all the usual gorgeous baby sloths it shows a less cuddly side to adult sloths, which serves as a reminder why they should never be kept as pets.

theserenesupreme:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

Finally

(via theinquisitionsendsitsregards)

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

(via onlylolgifs)

collegehumor:

BatMetal: Heavy Metal Batman

It had to happen eventually: Bruce Wayne teams up with Red Hood, Nightwing, and Robin to fight crime and melt faces.

(Source: youtube.com)

disfiguredstick:

50 RICKS! 50 GOD DAMN RICKS! THEY’RE ALL DONE. THEY’RE ALL HERE. RICKS!!

You know you have a morbid sense of humor when you laugh when you hear police threw a flashbang grenade into a baby’s crib.

killing myself, brb

Fuck this shit man, I’m back where I was.

Fuck people. 
There’s only one person in the world that I can really trust, yet even she can’t help but hurt me.

What do you do when you’ve no right to be angry at someone, yet you’re so disappointed that you can’t help but feel cold, soul-eating rage?

I should open up to my parents more often. I’m feeling optimistic again after slowly spiraling downward over the past couple weeks.

Also I stayed up until 4 in the morning cleaning my room. Amazing what a difference that can make.